So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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