i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
