I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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