sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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