I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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