So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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