I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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