What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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