I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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