you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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