I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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