THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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