I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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