Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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