Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
