he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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