I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
