there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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