# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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