the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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