I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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