So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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