FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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