The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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