More tranny stories later!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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