I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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