so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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