Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
