Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So squirting runs in the family.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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