Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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