Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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