he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
