Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't put those talents on a resume
be right there i have to get my cape
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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