We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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