stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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