I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
im on a boat
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