Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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