Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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