oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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