No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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