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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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