I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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