He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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