Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
only if we run a train.
done.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
