wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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