a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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