and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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