you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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