OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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