We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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