Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
