i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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