We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
wow bdsm is so cute
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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