Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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