Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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