Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So squirting runs in the family.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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