you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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