don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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