even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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